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in today's news: texts from last nightdate: Friday, July 24, 2009time: 3:08 PMso after my huge fmylife phase (and it's still not over), i have stumbled upon Texts From Last Night. if you are not familiar, it is set up in a fmylife format with different texts. the only form of identification is the area code of the sender and at the bottom, just like fml, there is the opinion of the crowd; however TFLN's "i agree your life is f*cked" is "good night" and "it's your fault" is "bad night". all of the texts are laugh out loud funny while some may be a tad disturbing. they, like fml, make you feel good about yourself when all is over. here are some of my personal favorites: (484): Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry (630): there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is' (602): I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left. (848): a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving (703): And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet... (813): No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want. (704): One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+ AND MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE!:(334): I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.if at least one out of those made you laugh or even chuckle, you need to check out this site. http://textsfromlastnight.com hopefully there isn't one of your texts on their. (: _________________________________ |
  12.09 (15 years old).loved music since day one. very much so taken. class of '11. high school student. dream of being a movie producer, owner of a clothing line, and a photographer. i love designing anything [for the most part](: if you must know more, readd, silly! because my dreams are bursting at the seams" Jess | Sofia | Julia | Marquis hey you! you dont need to apply, post a comment on the blog or leave your email in the cBox and we'll chat. July 2009 August 2009 May 2011 Designer : Chili. free hit counter |
